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Can I call you sometime = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
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Can I get your coat = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
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Can I take you out to dinner = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
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Do you want to go out to a movie = I'd eventually like to have sex
with you.
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Good morning = That was great sex...let's have more.
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I love you = Let's have sex now.
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I love you too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now.
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I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
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I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
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I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
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I'm tired = I'm tired.
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I've gotta pee = Get out of my way!
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Let me get your door = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
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Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
and caring person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
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Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
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See you later = That was great sex... let's have more.
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What's wrong = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of
this.
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What's wrong = I guess sex is out of the question.
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Will you marry me = I might as well get tax benefits for going
through these talks.
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Will you marry me = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.
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Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 shot to hell and it
doesn't look at all different.
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Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = For $50 I could do better
than that.
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Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.
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You look tense, let me give you a message = I want to fondle you.