Lucy Nicholls
"well, i ,err , quite liked it, most useless, and and inspiration to those of us who value uselessness..... i came to the site as i was trying to locate for my father robin hare who went to st johns school in the 60/70`s...."
Me: "Sorry, I don't know your dad."
Ben Taylor
"stop distracting me from my work"
Me: "I'm sure that's really hard to do"
KC Honda
"wow this is not kool at all. i have touretts syndrome. did u know that only 15% of people that have this actually cuss because of it. thsi really hacks me off. and i am sure it does many other people too"
Denise Justus
"Your page on Tourette Syndrome is cruel and heartless. Maybe I will make a page on something that you can't help. like your ugliness!"
Me: "We're all entitled to our opinions! But I was bored of it anyway.
See the brand new Dyslexia, Spoonerisms, Swearing and Cockney"
"Are you and Krista not getting on or something - there seems to be some feverish updates to the Hare website."
Me: "something"
Stephen Curtis
"[I saw your useless pages] and it is defo useless.
Scrooby Doo."
Christian
"Congratulations!
You web site really is a load of B*ll*cks. At least it is different from the other 99% of sites on the web, by clearly stating this in the beginning. Leaving the surfer to enjoy complete toss with out the false hope that a decent link might be lurking within.
I highly recommend this site."
Simon Ryder - Shifty Management
"shit bollocking shit Robin,
Your tourette’s simulator IS one of the greatest WANK things I have bastard ever crap seen. SHIT Now, AS a wank practical bollocking joke, surely fucking IT bollocking can be SHIT made CRAP INTO a virus so bollocking that wank IT applies the fucking TREATMENT to ALL wank outgoing mail from FUCKING someone’s Outlook?
Whaddya arseholes reckon?
"
Mark Guest
"Hi BASTARD Robin, WANK Is BOLLOCKING THERE any way ARSEHOLES you COULD turn your fucking tourettes bollocking SYNDROME shit simulator into A virus bastard that fucking secretly shit DOCTORS FUCKING EMAILS when bollocking PEOPLE FUCKING SEND arseholes them? STILL bollocking useless, BUT GREAT fun!"
Me: "I recon that could end up with me in prison, thanks"
David Christy
"why tourette sim not say cunt?"
Me: "That's rude isn't it?"
Dev Nayar
"I enjoyed playing with your useless pages and was impressed with the
restrained wedding page
thank you"
Me: "I didn't have a scanner when I got married"
Ron Miller
"Hell9
Like your your site
FUCK the COWS!!
Methane is a warming gas.
like your quotes
I've been looking for the best lines
examples
If you were my husband I would poison your coffee.
Madam I would drink it !
Winston Churchill I think?
We are all in the gutter but some of us are are looking at the
stars"
RussellBeesBees
"What a complete load of bollocks.........I loved it!"
moofhead
"where is the freakin' button to push on your tourette's simulator?"
Me: "Update your browser"
dmcgarry
"I've thought of someone more stupid
I thought a nice pair of tits should go on your site, they may not be
clever, but they do have other things going for them!!"